24 fun things to do in an elevator/lift !!

[wonderfali]

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

:lmao: :lmao:

[Ghost4]

:lol: Hahaha, they're hillarious

[Angeldust]

some funny ones in there. HAHA

[Buc69]

Cant see Fart in there tho lol

[Angeldust]

Chris only you could think of that one. lol

[Mystic Mary]

pmsl
Great ones!

[fallin_angel]

These would be great dares to give your friends!!! hahahahahahaha

[BritishRainDrop]

~When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

~Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more

~Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

~Call the Psychic Hotline from your mobile phone and ask if they
know what floor you're on.

~Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend.
After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"

~Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up,then scream, "that's mine!"

~Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

~Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them
if they hear something ticking.

~Ask, "did you feel that?"

~Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

~When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't
panic, they open up again."

~Tell people that you can see their aura

~Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

~Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.

~Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror,"You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

~Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

~Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then
announce, "I have new socks on."

~Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers, "This is my personal space!"

~Jump up and down then look at the floor and shout "let go, let go"

Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say
"beat you again, Mr Elevator."